SHE ANSWERS ALL MY QUERIES

I tend to think there is an easy answer to almost any question in the
world.. So when you ask me which is the best car in the world i'll
have a ready answer. It's the range rover. It shows you have money,
and you know how to spend it. It's a sensible car, for the money, no
matter how you look at it. It is the coolest thing on the planet.
The best sport? It has to be football, or soccer if you are Atlantic.
It's easy to play, and even a person who's brain is the size of a
spermatozoa can still understand it's rules. That's why it has an
appeal the world over, and still has money in these recession days.
You wouldn't say the same for other sports, F1 are cutting down on
cost. For a sport like rugby, the rules are rather complicated,
especially for the female brain, and the only way to attract crowds to
it's tournaments is to have side shows likelike los of booze and girls
with short skirts, and even shorter attention spans. Then the whole
crowd will learn of the results on telly, when they get home coz they
were too busy drinking to watch the games.
The best country to holiday in? Jamaica, i think, for it's ganja
crazed, ass wriggling, calypso dancing girls. The beaches, you can get
them anywhere.
Best TV channel? Any sports channel.
Best meal? Ugali and kuku. Kifua, coz it's the bigger piece.
Best daily? Friday issue of Business Daily...
I could go on forever, but that's beside the point
Was interested in the best girl in the world, at least my world, and
it definitely is her...
She looks astonishing, walks talks and listens like she has re-written
the laws of engagement.
I'm a sucker for long, shapely legs. In the same waya man can never be
too rich, a girl's legs can never be too lengthy. And she has some
whoppers!
She is like the epitome of the ideal, only that with her everything is
just a little better than ideal
Seeing her, and engaging her is like being rudely from a reverie. You
suddenly feel alive. You are just not ready for the rush. It's the
sheer surprise that impresses you most.
There you have it- a face from an angel, body from a model, heart and
kindness like my mum's, a brain like mine.... you can understand when
i go a bit nuts..